{"id":15249,"date":"2015-10-30T11:16:12","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T11:16:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/keblog.demoapp.xyz\/?p=15249"},"modified":"2022-10-19T03:51:03","modified_gmt":"2022-10-19T03:51:03","slug":"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work","title":{"rendered":"16 Confessions From Newbies on Their First Day at Work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15251\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work.png\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"1326\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work.png 1326w, https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-300x101.png 300w, https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-1024x344.png 1024w, https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-768x258.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1326px) 100vw, 1326px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the\u00a0<a href=\"\/blog\/fresh-grads-heres-what-you-need-to-know-on-your-first-day-at-work\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>first day of work<\/strong><\/a>, and your excitement level is as high as a cat playing with her ball of yarn. Everything is going great so far, until your supervisor asks you to give these documents over to Earl. You do the task, but for a moment there, you forgot who Earl\u00a0was\u2013a person you just met 10 minutes ago.\u00a0\u00a0can be quite an adjustment. Believe me, I&#8217;ve had four. No matter how hard you try to fit in with the office barkada, it just doesn&#8217;t seem to feel right yet. And sometimes it could get really awkward. Have you ever thought\u00a0about sharing how you truly feel about your first days of work, but can&#8217;t because, well, it&#8217;s too embarrassing to tell? So we asked a bunch of people to share some\u00a0office confessions back when they were still the newest kid on the block, and let&#8217;s see how many of these have actually crossed our minds when it was us on the hot seat.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_26 counter-hierarchy\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\">TOPICS<\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" style=\"display: none;\"><label for=\"item\" aria-label=\"Table of Content\"><i class=\"ez-toc-glyphicon ez-toc-icon-toggle\"><\/i><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\" id=\"item\"><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><ul class=\"ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1\"><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#1_Ive_agreed_to_do_a_lot_of_things_and_a_lot_of_responsibilities_but_mostly_Im_just_winging_it_-A\" title=\"1. &#8220;I&#8217;ve agreed to do a lot of things and a lot of responsibilities, but mostly I&#8217;m just winging it.&#8221; \u2014A.\">1. &#8220;I&#8217;ve agreed to do a lot of things and a lot of responsibilities, but mostly I&#8217;m just winging it.&#8221; \u2014A.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#2_I_said_yes_because_of_the_free_beer_-F\" title=\"2. &#8220;I said yes because of the free beer.&#8221; \u2014F.\">2. &#8220;I said yes because of the free beer.&#8221; \u2014F.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#3_I_called_everyone_miss_or_sir_for_the_first_few_weeks_because_I_forgot_their_names_-K\" title=\"3. &#8220;I called everyone miss or sir for the first few weeks because I forgot their names.&#8221; \u2014K.\">3. &#8220;I called everyone miss or sir for the first few weeks because I forgot their names.&#8221; \u2014K.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#4_In_a_car_my_coworker_was_singing_with_feelings_a_song_on_the_radio_and_I_couldnt_tell_her_she_was_singing_the_lyrics_wrong_because_I_was_still_new_-B\" title=\"4. &#8220;In a car: my coworker\u00a0was singing (with feelings) a song on the radio, and\u00a0I couldn&#8217;t tell her she was singing the lyrics wrong because I was still new.&#8221; \u2014B.\">4. &#8220;In a car: my coworker\u00a0was singing (with feelings) a song on the radio, and\u00a0I couldn&#8217;t tell her she was singing the lyrics wrong because I was still new.&#8221; \u2014B.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#5_I_pretended_to_read_the_office_handbook_in_the_office_even_though_Ive_already_read_it_before_just_so_my_boss_would_go_easy_on_me_on_the_first_day_-D\" title=\"5. &#8220;I pretended to read the office handbook in the office even though I&#8217;ve\u00a0already read it before, just so my boss would go easy on me on the first day.&#8221; \u2014D.\">5. &#8220;I pretended to read the office handbook in the office even though I&#8217;ve\u00a0already read it before, just so my boss would go easy on me on the first day.&#8221; \u2014D.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#6_WTF_did_I_get_myself_into_This_wasnt_in_my_job_description_-J\" title=\"6. &#8220;WTF did I get myself into! This wasn&#8217;t in my job description.&#8221; \u2014J.\">6. &#8220;WTF did I get myself into! This wasn&#8217;t in my job description.&#8221; \u2014J.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-7\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#7_I_searched_my_coworkers_names_in_Facebook_from_our_office_directory_so_Ill_recognize_their_faces_-D\" title=\"7. &#8220;I searched my coworkers names in Facebook from our office directory so I&#8217;ll recognize their faces.&#8221; \u2014D.\">7. &#8220;I searched my coworkers names in Facebook from our office directory so I&#8217;ll recognize their faces.&#8221; \u2014D.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-8\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#8_During_my_final_interview_I_met_with_the_boss_for_the_first_time_and_my_initial_thought_was_Oh_hey_hes_tall_and%E2%80%A6_is_he_gay_-J\" title=\"8. &#8220;During my final interview, I met with the boss for the first time, and my initial thought was, &#8216;Oh hey, he&#8217;s tall and&#8230; is he gay?&#8217;&#8221; \u2014J.\">8. &#8220;During my final interview, I met with the boss for the first time, and my initial thought was, &#8216;Oh hey, he&#8217;s tall and&#8230; is he gay?&#8217;&#8221; \u2014J.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-9\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#9_So_unlimited_Facebook_eh_-D\" title=\"9. &#8220;So, unlimited Facebook, eh?&#8221; \u2014D.\">9. &#8220;So, unlimited Facebook, eh?&#8221; \u2014D.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-10\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#10_Hot_damn_That_Angelo_guy_from_accounting_looks_so_cute_-J\" title=\"10. &#8220;Hot damn. That Angelo guy from accounting looks so cute!&#8221; \u2014J.\">10. &#8220;Hot damn. That Angelo guy from accounting looks so cute!&#8221; \u2014J.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-11\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#11_My_supervisor_saw_me_step_out_from_the_ladies_comfort_room_Im_a_man_Walk_of_shame_-C\" title=\"11. &#8220;My supervisor saw me step out from the ladies comfort room. I&#8217;m a man. Walk of shame!&#8221; \u2014C.\">11. &#8220;My supervisor saw me step out from the ladies comfort room. I&#8217;m a man. Walk of shame!&#8221; \u2014C.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-12\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#12_I_am_overwhelmed_-R\" title=\"12. &#8220;I am overwhelmed.&#8221; \u2014R.\">12. &#8220;I am overwhelmed.&#8221; \u2014R.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-13\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#13_In_a_meeting_I_had_a_brilliant_idea_but_was_afraid_to_talk_So_I_just_kept_nodding_my_head_-R\" title=\"13. &#8220;In a meeting, I had a brilliant idea but was afraid to talk. So I just kept nodding my head.&#8221; \u2014R.\">13. &#8220;In a meeting, I had a brilliant idea but was afraid to talk. So I just kept nodding my head.&#8221; \u2014R.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-14\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#14_I_pretended_to_like_everyone_so_they_wont_hate_me_-P\" title=\"14. &#8220;I pretended to like everyone so they won&#8217;t hate me.&#8221; \u2014P.\">14. &#8220;I pretended to like everyone so they won&#8217;t hate me.&#8221; \u2014P.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-15\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#15_I_went_to_the_bathroom_stall_to_Google_something_related_to_my_job_because_I_was_too_embarrassed_to_Google_it_in_public_-K\" title=\"15. &#8220;I went to the bathroom stall to Google something related to my job because I was too embarrassed to Google it in public.&#8221; \u2014K.\">15. &#8220;I went to the bathroom stall to Google something related to my job because I was too embarrassed to Google it in public.&#8221; \u2014K.<\/a><\/li><li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-16\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#16_I_took_selfies_in_my_new_office_space_while_everyone_was_out_on_lunch_-D\" title=\"16. &#8220;I took selfies in my new office space while everyone was out on lunch.&#8221; \u2014D.\">16. &#8220;I took selfies in my new office space while everyone was out on lunch.&#8221; \u2014D.<\/a><ul class=\"ez-toc-list-level-3\"><li class=\"ez-toc-heading-level-3\"><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-17\" href=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/id\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\/#Sign_up_on_Kalibrr_today_and_find_the_right_job_for_you_You_can_also_subscribe_to_our_weekly_newsletter_and_get_Kalibrr_Career_Advice_straight_from_your_inbox\" title=\"Sign up on Kalibrr\u00a0today and find the right job for you. You can also\u00a0subscribe\u00a0to our weekly newsletter and get Kalibrr Career Advice straight from your inbox!\">Sign up on Kalibrr\u00a0today and find the right job for you. You can also\u00a0subscribe\u00a0to our weekly newsletter and get Kalibrr Career Advice straight from your inbox!<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"1_Ive_agreed_to_do_a_lot_of_things_and_a_lot_of_responsibilities_but_mostly_Im_just_winging_it_-A\"><\/span>1. &#8220;I&#8217;ve agreed to do a lot of things and a lot of responsibilities, but mostly I&#8217;m just winging it.&#8221; \u2014A.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15276\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work_-2.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"360\" height=\"249\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"2_I_said_yes_because_of_the_free_beer_-F\"><\/span>2. &#8220;I said yes because of the free beer.&#8221; \u2014F.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15274\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-1-3.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"440\" height=\"201\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"3_I_called_everyone_miss_or_sir_for_the_first_few_weeks_because_I_forgot_their_names_-K\"><\/span>3. &#8220;I called everyone miss or sir for the first few weeks because I forgot their names.&#8221; \u2014K.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15272\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-3.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"4_In_a_car_my_coworker_was_singing_with_feelings_a_song_on_the_radio_and_I_couldnt_tell_her_she_was_singing_the_lyrics_wrong_because_I_was_still_new_-B\"><\/span>4. &#8220;In a car: my coworker\u00a0was singing (with feelings) a song on the radio, and\u00a0I couldn&#8217;t tell her she was singing the lyrics wrong because I was still new.&#8221; \u2014B.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" id=\"gif\" class=\"a-gif aligncenter\" style=\"box-sizing: border-box;vertical-align: middle;border-style: none;width: 832px;height: auto;color: #1c2326;font-family: Proxima-nova;font-size: 16px;font-style: normal;font-weight: 400;letter-spacing: normal;text-align: start;text-indent: 0px;text-transform: none;background-color: #ffffff\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/GXduIsMPHdKyA\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"1067\" height=\"512\" data-original-width=\"500\" data-original-height=\"240\" data-padding-top=\"105\" data-id=\"GXduIsMPHdKyA\" data-image_url=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/GXduIsMPHdKyA\/giphy.gif\" data-bitly_gif_url=\"http:\/\/gph.is\/15Acz7M\" data-mp4_url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/GXduIsMPHdKyA\/giphy.mp4\" data-still=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/GXduIsMPHdKyA\/giphy_s.gif\" data-preview-image-url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/GXduIsMPHdKyA\/100.gif\" data-tumblr_share_url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/GXduIsMPHdKyA\/giphy-tumblr.gif\" data-gif_id=\"GXduIsMPHdKyA\" data-absolute-url=\"\/gifs\/funny-GXduIsMPHdKyA\" data-edit-url=\"\/home\/gifs\/funny-GXduIsMPHdKyA\/edit\/\" data-caption=\" (Source: &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/ADRIANNAXOXOMEOW.TUMBLR.COM&quot;&gt;adriannaxoxomeow.tumblr.com&lt;\/a&gt;)\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"5_I_pretended_to_read_the_office_handbook_in_the_office_even_though_Ive_already_read_it_before_just_so_my_boss_would_go_easy_on_me_on_the_first_day_-D\"><\/span>5. &#8220;I pretended to read the office handbook in the office even though I&#8217;ve\u00a0already read it before, just so my boss would go easy on me on the first day.&#8221; \u2014D.<a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/spongebob-squarepants-sea-1C0ibNXMKQeCk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" id=\"gif\" class=\"a-gif aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/1C0ibNXMKQeCk\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"954\" height=\"698\" data-original-width=\"499\" data-original-height=\"365\" data-padding-top=\"42\" data-id=\"1C0ibNXMKQeCk\" data-image_url=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/1C0ibNXMKQeCk\/giphy.gif\" data-bitly_gif_url=\"http:\/\/gph.is\/XGRXsM\" data-mp4_url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/1C0ibNXMKQeCk\/giphy.mp4\" data-still=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/1C0ibNXMKQeCk\/giphy_s.gif\" data-preview-image-url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/1C0ibNXMKQeCk\/100.gif\" data-tumblr_share_url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/1C0ibNXMKQeCk\/giphy-tumblr.gif\" data-gif_id=\"1C0ibNXMKQeCk\" data-absolute-url=\"\/gifs\/spongebob-squarepants-sea-1C0ibNXMKQeCk\" data-edit-url=\"\/home\/gifs\/spongebob-squarepants-sea-1C0ibNXMKQeCk\/edit\/\" data-caption=\" (Source: &lt;a href=\" \/><\/a><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"6_WTF_did_I_get_myself_into_This_wasnt_in_my_job_description_-J\"><\/span>6. &#8220;WTF did I get myself into! This wasn&#8217;t in my job description.&#8221; \u2014J.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15270\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-1-2.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"7_I_searched_my_coworkers_names_in_Facebook_from_our_office_directory_so_Ill_recognize_their_faces_-D\"><\/span>7. &#8220;I searched my coworkers names in Facebook from our office directory so I&#8217;ll recognize their faces.&#8221; \u2014D.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15268\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work_-1.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"271\" height=\"162\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>8. &#8220;During my final interview, I met with the boss for the first time, and my initial thought was, &#8216;Oh hey, he&#8217;s tall and&#8230; is he gay?'&#8221; \u2014J.<\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15266\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-1-1.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"442\" height=\"259\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"9_So_unlimited_Facebook_eh_-D\"><\/span>9. &#8220;So, unlimited Facebook, eh?&#8221; \u2014D.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/giphy.com\/gifs\/evil-disney-vintage-yMKu6QQGrD4rK\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" id=\"gif\" class=\"a-gif aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/yMKu6QQGrD4rK\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"1007\" height=\"751\" data-original-width=\"500\" data-original-height=\"373\" data-padding-top=\"38\" data-id=\"yMKu6QQGrD4rK\" data-image_url=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/yMKu6QQGrD4rK\/giphy.gif\" data-bitly_gif_url=\"http:\/\/gph.is\/1hZN7Sr\" data-mp4_url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/yMKu6QQGrD4rK\/giphy.mp4\" data-still=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/yMKu6QQGrD4rK\/giphy_s.gif\" data-preview-image-url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/yMKu6QQGrD4rK\/100.gif\" data-tumblr_share_url=\"http:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/yMKu6QQGrD4rK\/giphy-tumblr.gif\" data-gif_id=\"yMKu6QQGrD4rK\" data-absolute-url=\"\/gifs\/evil-disney-vintage-yMKu6QQGrD4rK\" data-edit-url=\"\/home\/gifs\/evil-disney-vintage-yMKu6QQGrD4rK\/edit\/\" data-caption=\" (Source: &lt;a href=\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"10_Hot_damn_That_Angelo_guy_from_accounting_looks_so_cute_-J\"><\/span>10. &#8220;Hot damn. That Angelo guy from accounting looks so cute!&#8221; \u2014J.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<h1><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15264\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work__.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"500\" height=\"258\" \/><\/h1>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"11_My_supervisor_saw_me_step_out_from_the_ladies_comfort_room_Im_a_man_Walk_of_shame_-C\"><\/span>11. &#8220;My supervisor saw me step out from the ladies comfort room. I&#8217;m a man. Walk of shame!&#8221; \u2014C.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15262\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-2.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"210\" height=\"161\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"12_I_am_overwhelmed_-R\"><\/span>12. &#8220;I am overwhelmed.&#8221; \u2014R.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15260\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-1.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"13_In_a_meeting_I_had_a_brilliant_idea_but_was_afraid_to_talk_So_I_just_kept_nodding_my_head_-R\"><\/span>13. &#8220;In a meeting, I had a brilliant idea but was afraid to talk. So I just kept nodding my head.&#8221; \u2014R.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15258\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"400\" height=\"226\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"14_I_pretended_to_like_everyone_so_they_wont_hate_me_-P\"><\/span>14. &#8220;I pretended to like everyone so they won&#8217;t hate me.&#8221; \u2014P.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15256\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work_.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"448\" height=\"454\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"15_I_went_to_the_bathroom_stall_to_Google_something_related_to_my_job_because_I_was_too_embarrassed_to_Google_it_in_public_-K\"><\/span>15. &#8220;I went to the bathroom stall to Google something related to my job because I was too embarrassed to Google it in public.&#8221; \u2014K.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"16_I_took_selfies_in_my_new_office_space_while_everyone_was_out_on_lunch_-D\"><\/span>16. &#8220;I took selfies in my new office space while everyone was out on lunch.&#8221; \u2014D.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-15253\" src=\"https:\/\/neo-blog.kalibrr.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work-.gif\" alt=\"confessions-from-newbies-on-their-first-day-at-work\" width=\"400\" height=\"329\" \/><\/p>\n<h3><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"Sign_up_on_Kalibrr_today_and_find_the_right_job_for_you_You_can_also_subscribe_to_our_weekly_newsletter_and_get_Kalibrr_Career_Advice_straight_from_your_inbox\"><\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.kalibrr.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b><i>Sign up on Kalibrr<\/i><\/b><\/a><b><i>\u00a0today and find the right job for you. You can also\u00a0<\/i><\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/confirmsubscription.com\/h\/i\/77238488FF110D6D\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><b><i>subscribe<\/i><\/b><\/a><b><i>\u00a0to our weekly newsletter and get Kalibrr Career Advice straight from your inbox!<\/i><\/b><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the\u00a0first day of work, and your excitement level is as high as a cat playing with her ball of yarn. Everything is going great so far, until your supervisor asks you to give these documents over to Earl. 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